“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge

“Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren’t for Christmas, we’d all be Jewish.” – Benny Hill

“When we were children, we were grateful for those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?” – G. K. Chesterton

“Most people want Jesus as a consultant rather than a king.” – Timothy Keller